Warning: "Lip Kissers"... be afraid!!!
Over this past weekend I watched the movie "Grown Ups". I must admit I laughed out loud at several scenes in it, as I saw myself in the character played by Adam Sandler.He is a Hollywood agent and deals with the stresses of the entertainment business.
I am not an agent like him in the movie, but I am in the entertainment business and sometiimes have the same trials to my patience... like lip kissers!
Look; I like meeting people, all kinds of people... but unless we're dating you'd be better to kiss my cheek not my lips.
My lips (any section of them) are the "holy grail" of my facial affection. Anyone blessed enough to kiss me on the lips is truly in a category all their own.
I do not kiss my family members (mom included) on the lips. I do not kiss my friends (P.S. girls only get kisses) on the lips. I do not, no matter what kiss strangers of any kind, on, near or around the lips!!!
So with that said, here's a word of warning: Please unless we're already dating, thinking about dating, have been previously romatically linked, or I give you the permission to touchdown on my Chapstick prepped kissing strips... kiss me on the lips!!!
If you choose to ignore this warning: expect me to do a head fake end-around and dismiss you to the flesh pillows (aka cheeks) next to my ears!
Join us tomorrow morning after 8am and tell me if you think my lip kissing fear is correct!