Seriously, this was stuck to the ass of my jacket ALL weekend.

And why, O WHY, of all things, did it have to say, "Space Saucer".  ON MY BUTT. 

Or WHAM-O, for that matter...

I pulled the sticker off at work, embarrassed and curious who would do this to me.

....Then I realized, I was the prankster.  Oblivious me.

I took my son sledding last weekend, and this perfect label was just itchin' to hitch a ride on my caboose.

"Space Saucer."  ON.MY.REAR!

"Well, you just have an ass that's outta this world" -- thank you to a friend that sees the silver linings to my behind :-)