Procrastinators’ worst birthday: to be born in the month of February.
I’m a February baby. Every year during this month, I can’t wait to get my store loyalty gift cards – I earned them, baby!!! And every year, it never fails: I scramble THE LAST DAY of the month to redeem my treasures! Uggh!!! It’s not fair – January and March babies get 3 extra days to screw up!!!
Believe it or not, I actually did something ahead of time! My car inspection sticker expires at the end of March. Don’t know what came over me, but I was proactive and took my car in on Feb 25th … nothing to brag about, but definitely worth a gold star for a procrastinator. I felt a sense of accomplishment … until I saw the new inspection expiration sticker: FEBRUARY, 2014. DAMN IT!!! Curse those 3 days we lose!
…should have procrastinated into March – would have earned back those 3 days. DRAT!
My son is now 1 year old, and can't quite figure out the serious damage his 4 baby chompers can cause. He also doesn't understand you don't use teeth to kiss
(something I wish my 1st boyfriend knew...and he had braces).
Lately, Cole's been going in for the kill like a smooth gentleman. A smile. A coy turn of the head. He leans in for an embrace, and then..... CHOOOOOMP!
He bit a couple kids. Daycare's sweet to say he was trying to hug; he doesn't know better at this age. He even bit Mommy -- try to explain questionable hickeys in your 30's!
While I'm perplexed by what to do, I think my husband is relishing the idea that he has raised a ZOMBIE BABY. That's actually one of his loving nicknames. Yup. He's a huge Walking Dead fan on AMC. Now I'm wondering if he's creating headshots to cast Cole in the show...look what he sent me this morn: