Procrastinators hate the month of February
Procrastinators’ worst birthday: to be born in the month of February.
I’m a February baby. Every year during this month, I can’t wait to get my store loyalty gift cards – I earned them, baby!!! And every year, it never fails: I scramble THE LAST DAY of the month to redeem my treasures! Uggh!!! It’s not fair – January and March babies get 3 extra days to screw up!!!
Believe it or not, I actually did something ahead of time! My car inspection sticker expires at the end of March. Don’t know what came over me, but I was proactive and took my car in on Feb 25th … nothing to brag about, but definitely worth a gold star for a procrastinator. I felt a sense of accomplishment … until I saw the new inspection expiration sticker: FEBRUARY, 2014. DAMN IT!!! Curse those 3 days we lose!
…should have procrastinated into March – would have earned back those 3 days. DRAT!
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