Please, Have Mercy... I Really Need To Go!!!
A Man Busts Into an Elementary School, and They Evacuate . . . But it Turns Out He Just Needed to Use the Bathroom
Look, I understand that bathroom emergencies are no joke. When you gotta go, you don't care which toilet gets the honor. But still . . . this was probably a bad idea.
--On Thursday, an adult man BARGED into Stony Creek Elementary School in Littleton, Colorado. (--Littleton is the city right next to where the Columbine High School massacre happened in 1999.)
--The school panicked, and EVACUATED all of the students and staff.
--Thankfully, the man wasn't there to cause trouble. No . . . when the police confronted him, he told them he just really needed to use the bathroom, and the school was his closest option.
--He won't be charged with any crime.
I've been there (when you feel like you're gonna die, or explode) when the bathroom is the promised land!
Join us tomorrow morning after 8am and explain your worst bathroom emergency stories!!! See ya'll then!