This is NOT a children's book for your kids....this is for YOU, the parent fed up with your kids' endless torture they create during bedtime.
Samuel L. Jackson narrated a bedtime story called Go the [$#@!] to Sleep
It's written like a children's book, but from a frustrated parent's perspective....oh, and it's LITTERED with profanity. So, no, this is NOT for lil' Susie's bedtime. More like for mom and dad after Susie's asleep.