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Let's do lunch, Oprah

I've noticed while pregnant, I've had some wild, vibrant dreams.  They seem so realistic. 

Yesterday I dreamt that Oprah Winfrey invited me to her house for lunch.  Sure.  Why not. In my bizarre dream I'm closer to her than Gail. 

I made it all the way to her front door, when Oprah came rushing out to meet me on her porch, slamming the door behind her.  "The house is a mess," she said.  "I didn't have time to clean, so we'll have to go out." (What the hell, maids?!)

She offered to drive - which was nice - in her green Neon (what?! No Rolls?! Was I not good enough?)

So here I am, rollin with Oprah in a NEON ... to eat lunch from Panda Express on a mall bench.  That was her choice, not mine.

I woke up kinda pissed at Oprah for being a lousy host ... plus I was hungry.  That Chinese food didn't stick with me at all...



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06/29/2013 2:35PM
Let's do lunch, Oprah
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