Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Crockett did the taste-testing for you!
Crockett was actually eager to try for this week’s Awful Entrée the Edible Underwear (it was actually his suggestion!) He ventured off for the Men’s (?!!) undies in the flavor of passion fruit. Turns out they wear better than they taste.
Crockett claims it tasted like baby powder. Must have eaten the absorbent underwear brand.
Two Houston chefs took their expertise to the next level and did their own edible gift taste test. Here’s how they ranked them from WORST to BEST:
WORST: Edible strawberry undies: “…worst cotton-candy ever.” I guess Crockett’s palate isn’t too far off from these chefs.
BAD: Edible body paint: “taste like the barium shake you drink before a medical test”
BETTER: Edible candy bra: “They do get stale if they sit on the shelf for a while”
BEST: Lovers body pen set: Lets you write in chocolate. “Taste like Nestle’s strawberry milk”