Who says American ingenuity isn't alive and well? A company called J&D Foods has just introduced a revolutionary new product: It's an inhaler that gives you bursts of oxygen . . . flavored like BACON.
--This isn't a bacon air freshener or spray. You literally put this thing in your mouth and take a puff of oxygen. And it tastes like bacon.
--They say it took two years of research to perfect. The spray is completely calorie and fat-free, and they say it's both versatile and delicious.
--Quote, "Hungry for bacon but don't want the calories? Competing in a sporting event or spelling bee? Vacuuming the house? Driving a race car or semi-truck? Try BaconAir!"
--One thing NOT on that list? "Have asthma? Try BaconAir!" There's a disclaimer on the site that says even though it looks like an asthma inhaler, it's not tested to help you during an asthma attack . . . and could even make things worse.
--The spray sells for $8.99 on their website . . . but it was so popular yesterday that they're already sold out and taking names for a waitlist. Just in case you're wondering... the answer is: yes, I'm on the list already! See ya'll monday morning!