Our company picnic was at Knoebels on Friday . After dinner, I found a pair of expensive sunglasses on one of the picnic tables. Thinking it probably belongs to one of my co-workers, my husband Ethan suggested I take it and email the office: FOUND SUNGLASSES. I'd be the hero that rescued a nice pair of glasses from the Lost &Found abyss.
Well, no one claimed them.
I must have taken someone's glasses from an adjoining picnic under the same pavilion. I feel like a criminal, with sunglasses that don't even look good on me.